Essays

My Daughter Has Two Dads. Here's The One Question We Wish Other Parents Asked Us, HuffPost Personal

Boys on Bicycles Holding Hands, Hippocampus Magazine

Mourning Dove, Under the Gum Tree (available in Spring 2025 issue)

Parting Smile, River Teeth’s Beautiful Things

Cruelty at Recess, The Maine Review

I Prayed For Years That No One Would Discover The Issue With My Private Parts. Now I'm Done Hiding, HuffPost Personal

Rituals, Sweet Lit

Strawberries, Thin Air Magazine

Stranger, Five Minutes

Road Trip: A Coming Out, Drifting Apart Story, The Gay & Lesbian Review Worldwide

Passage, Blue Earth Review (available in issue 31)

What I Choose Now, Multiplicity Magazine

Crying Over Spilled (Breast) Milk, Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop

to Dan (B1), from Brad (B2), the grate|full project

The Last Night, The Twin Bill

Our Right to a Saturday Night (pdf), The Advocate

Early Mornings With My Daughter, P.S. I Love You

What Being a High School Telemarketer Taught Me about America & Life, Human Parts

No, My Daughter Really Doesn’t Want the Pink Balloon, Age of Empathy

Craft

Go Ahead and Use Multiple Tenses in Your Writing, The Writing Cooperative

If You Want to Write, You’ll Need a Spotify Playlist

Try Out a Public-Private Essay to Enliven Your Writing, The Writing Cooperative

Humor/Satire

As the Company's Global Head of Sales, I Firmly Believe That Your Silence in Response to a Dozen of My Emails Means "Yes!", Points in Case

As Your Primary Care Doctor, I Will Be Happy to See You in Three Weeks When Your Symptoms Have Passed, Points in Case

Fresh Off My Record-Setting 67th Writing Webinar, I Present To You A Complete List Of Writing Dos & Don’ts, Little Old Lady Comedy

Peekaboo, It’s Me, the Asshole Driving in Your Blindspot, Points in Case

Every Day, I Pray My 7-Year-Old Daughter Will Quit the Violin, Frazzled

I’m Ecstatic That My Second Child Is Completely Uninterested in Me, Frazzled

Conversation with My Therapist…After I Catch Him Texting During My Session, WryTimes

Thank You for Calling the COVID Customer Care Hotline, WryTimes